lunes, 29 de abril de 2013
jueves, 25 de abril de 2013
HOW TO BE A GOD (AND CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION)
First step: convince yourself
You'll shave your head and create more pain
(credibility)
To be a god and you worship the first thing you
must do is believe that you are god, so you just need to follow these steps:
- You have created the universe, before there was
nothing on it.
- Create an imaginary enemy and attribute all
failures that you made.
- Think that you have some superpowers.
Second Phase: The Messiah
All good gods need a messiah to preach their
religion. A charismatic person, you can go around the world and you do not mind
to be beaten. The characteristic of a good messiah is:
-He needs to be easy to convince: search people who
fall all the blame and also serve to vent with them if you want.
Step Three: Writing
All good Gods have a book explaining his religion. I know it's really
silly or you can copy paste some interesting things about other religions.
Step Four: Enjoy
If you've followed these steps, certainly now you have legions of faithful
servants who will be eager to make temples in your name and kill you.
lunes, 15 de abril de 2013
guideline!
SUSHI
How to eat sushi
You will need, chopsticks, soy sauce or unagi sauce, a plate
and a napkin (and some sushi).
1.First, you have to put sushi on the plate.
2.Then, you must choose the sushi
roll that you want to eat.
3.Next, you can put the soy sauce or the unagi sauce
on the sushi thst you chose.
4.Then, you have to take the sushi roll
with the sushi sticks.
5.Then, you should eat the sushi roll.
6.And finally you must clean your face
with a napkin.
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