HOW TO BE A GOD (AND CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION)

First step: convince yourself

You'll shave your head and create more pain (credibility)

To be a god and you worship the first thing you must do is believe that you are god, so you just need to follow these steps:

- You have created the universe, before there was nothing on it.

- Create an imaginary enemy and attribute all failures that you made.

- Think that you have some superpowers.

Second Phase: The Messiah

All good gods need a messiah to preach their religion. A charismatic person, you can go around the world and you do not mind to be beaten. The characteristic of a good messiah is:

-He needs to be easy to convince: search people who fall all the blame and also serve to vent with them if you want.

Step Three: Writing

All good Gods have a book explaining his religion. I know it's really silly or you can copy paste some interesting things about other religions.

Step Four: Enjoy

If you've followed these steps, certainly now you have legions of faithful servants who will be eager to make temples in your name and kill you.

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